Do's and Don'ts when visiting a national park

[vraiblonde]

12 National Park Do’s & Don’ts | KOA Camping Blog

Thinking about visiting a national park in the future? This list of national park do’s and don’ts will ensure you have the best trip possible while being mindful of our most beautiful natural places.

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2. DON’T Get Close To Animals

Honestly, my favorite stories are when some dummeh gets all up on a bear or bison and their maiming goes viral. But my least favorite stories are when some dummeh compromises an animal, which then has to be killed. I think they should euthanize the human, not the animal.

3. DON’T Feed the Animals

I also like vids where stupid human is all like, "Here kitty kitty..." and the mountain lion eats them. But again, then they have to kill the cat.

Also when you're at a zoo, don't mess with the animal there, either, ya dumbass.

Man attacked by tiger at Florida Everglades attraction, authorities say

The incident occurred in the same county where a tiger attacked a man at a zoo.

abcnews.go.com

the man attempted to pet one of the tigers through a fence. Despite the caretaker's demands to stop, the man successfully put his hands through the fence, at which point the tiger bit both of his arms before letting go, according to the incident report.

Oopsie.

It sounds like they're not going to put that tiger down, though, so that's good news.

A cautionary tale:



W: "She's not wearing pants??"
M: "Not anymore...."

 

[Bird Dog]

Shhhh….don’t tell them. Let Darwin work his magic

 

[vraiblonde]

Shhhh….don’t tell them. Let Darwin work his magic

If it were up to me the animal would get a medal for helping to cleanse the gene pool.

 

[Monello]

 

[DaSDGuy]

Can we get him at the next BLM ptotest?

 

[Monello]

Not a pleasant way to go.

A hiker was found dead from a suspected grizzly bear attack in Park County earlier today after an extensive search.
The Park County Sheriff’s Office received a report of an overdue hiker in the Six Mile Creek area and began searching for that hiker on Thursday, using ground search teams and helicopters, according to social media releases from the sheriff’s office.

Hiker killed by grizzly in Park County

A hiker was found dead from a suspected grizzly bear attack in Park County earlier today after an extensive search.

www.bozemandailychronicle.com

 

[DaSDGuy]

Not a pleasant way to go.

Hiker killed by grizzly in Park County

A hiker was found dead from a suspected grizzly bear attack in Park County earlier today after an extensive search.

www.bozemandailychronicle.com

Sounds like a grizzly way to go. Lesson learned - never hike alone. Always hike with someone who can't run as fast as you.

 

[vraiblonde]

Sounds like a grizzly way to go. Lesson learned - never hike alone. Always hike with someone who can't run as fast as you.

Because you don't have to outrun the bear...

 

[kwillia]

If you hike in the great outdoors, you make a conscious choice to demote lower on the food chain.

 

[black dog]

My first wife and I were in Pearl Harbor for the 40th Anniversary, we went through the museum and sat to watch the movie before being tendered out to The Arizona, before the movie started a Park Ranger told the audience the rules and how one contains themselves on the tender and while visiting the Arizona. He was quite serious.
Nobody acted the fool while we were there.

 

[DoWhat]

My first wife and I were in Pearl Harbor for the 40th Anniversary, we went through the museum and sat to watch the movie before being tendered out to The Arizona, before the movie started a Park Ranger told the audience the rules and how one contains themselves on the tender and while visiting the Arizona. He was quite serious.
Nobody acted the fool while we were there.

Thanks for sharing.

 

[Grumpy]

My first wife and I were in Pearl Harbor for the 40th Anniversary, we went through the museum and sat to watch the movie before being tendered out to The Arizona, before the movie started a Park Ranger told the audience the rules and how one contains themselves on the tender and while visiting the Arizona. He was quite serious.
Nobody acted the fool while we were there.

Act the fool at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and see what happens. A lot of clueless folks out there

 

[RoseRed]

Act the fool at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and see what happens. A lot of clueless folks out there

I visited the Arizona in 2015. Somber and quiet.

 

[Merlin99]

Not a pleasant way to go.

Hiker killed by grizzly in Park County

A hiker was found dead from a suspected grizzly bear attack in Park County earlier today after an extensive search.

www.bozemandailychronicle.com

Why do they suspect a grizzly? Were there bells in the poop, did the detect a peppery odor?

 

[Monello]

 

[Kyle]

So no timing it to Old Faithful.

 

[PrchJrkr]

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Rut roh! I wonder if this makes me a felon. I have some very fond memories of camping on Skyline Drive...

 

[UglyBear]

Rut roh! I wonder if this makes me a felon. I have some very fond memories of camping on Skyline Drive...

Poor Sasquatch is probably sad after all that, you don’t call, you don’t write...

 

[PrchJrkr]

Poor Sasquatch is probably sad after all that, you don’t call, you don’t write...

With my missus, before we got hitched.

 

[UglyBear]

With my missus, before we got hitched.

Well, you should have been more specific